Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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