Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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