At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
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Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize