Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
