he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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