...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
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all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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