I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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