I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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