More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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