Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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