The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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