Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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