this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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