Plan B is the new Plan A
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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