North Korea, Best Korea!
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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