Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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