if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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