kristin has been a bad kristin
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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