He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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