If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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