Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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