Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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