she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
my poor anus
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
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