How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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