i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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