No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
