8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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