she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
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NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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