I am puke
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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