I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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