There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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