i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize