did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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