guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
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