He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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