i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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