nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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