ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
The adults are the big ones right?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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