Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
kristin has been a bad kristin
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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