bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Life without a bra equals bliss.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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