I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Pooping to opera.
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