Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Randomize
