She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
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I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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