Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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