we're blogging at a bar
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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