: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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