? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
God I need to hump something, right now.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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