I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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