butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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