it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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