why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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