so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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