would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
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Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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