My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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