There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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