I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
