I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I want a musical about memes.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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