wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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