He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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